A Fashion Prayer

Armani,

Who art in Holts.

Hallowed be thy shoes.

Thy Prada come,

Thy shopping done,

On Robson, as it is in Paris.

Give us this day, our Visa Gold

And forgive us our balance

As we forgive those,

Who charge us interest,

Lead us not into Wal-Mart

And deliver us from Sears,

For thine is the Chanel

The Gaultier, and the Versace,

For Dolce & Gabbana...

Amex